July 2010
4 posts
More facts about Dragons
Dragons are slaves to their own bureaucracy, needing to fill out and file with their main office at least 10 days before any murderous rampage.
Dragons are the only sentient species known to actually enjoy the music of U2.
For every dragon you kill, a third of a dragon will come up in it’s place.
Masturbation really is a sin in Dragon society.
Mr. Dewey Decimal is the patron saint of...
The Trololozela.
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June 2010
1 post
Facts about Dragons
The natural enemies of the Dragon, ironically, are graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate squares.
If a dragon gets an itch under it’s scales, their only recourse is to goad a knight to try and slay them in that specific spot.
Dragons long to be able to play country music, but alas, their anatomy is not well suited to plucking a banjo.
Male dragons do not have nipples.
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