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Facts about Dragons
- The natural enemies of the Dragon, ironically, are graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate squares.
- If a dragon gets an itch under it’s scales, their only recourse is to goad a knight to try and slay them in that specific spot.
- Dragons long to be able to play country music, but alas, their anatomy is not well suited to plucking a banjo.
- Male dragons do not have nipples.
- Like the elephant being scared of the mouse, so too is the dragon frightened by the common duck.
