Text 12 Jul More facts about Dragons

  • Dragons are slaves to their own bureaucracy, needing to fill out and file with their main office at least 10 days before any murderous rampage.
  • Dragons are the only sentient species known to actually enjoy the music of U2.
  • For every dragon you kill, a third of a dragon will come up in it’s place.
  • Masturbation really is a sin in Dragon society.
  • Mr. Dewey Decimal is the patron saint of all Dragonkind.


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